Found this priceless saying on top of my daughters toilet seat. Thanks to me she now refers to pooping as “I made magic!”
we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret
evil laugh because rebekah, i know yours ◠‿◠
oh shit rebekah watch out
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I’M FUCKI9IGNN
PRESS J AND THEN SHIFT R
h4te:
aw
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this tweet alone has restored my faith in Amanda Bynes.
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do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
Always
Barbie without makeup
I really love this photo.
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how do u mute ur parents
actually doing what they tell you to do
thank u 2young2care-yolo
in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.